What Makes an Average Guy Look Hot?Sunday, December 8th, 2013
Cigarettes, motorbikes and moustaches are probably the coolest things in the Universe.
Especially since most new age guys are totally trendy geeks now days. These are now the most sought after attributes by any real man. Skin heads and gothics used to be the odd ones out in public. Now days, it’s any regular dude wearing a John Deer hat and muddy work jeans.
The point of this is not to tell you what’s cool. It’s to tell you what chicks dig, it’s to tell you how to use the elusive visual sensory of our female counterparts and use it to your advantage.
Hot Is Hot!
If you know how to look hot, you can pretty much attract any female on the planet. The woman you’re dating, your wife, your fiancé or just hot strange girls on public transport (awesome). When you’re hot, you’re hot. It’s as simple as that.
So the real question then? It’s not what men think is hot but what women think is hot.
There are practically only a handful of things that typically indecisive women can agree on. Those are male hotness factors, and although some women like big muscle men while others like their men a little closer to the ground they all agree on several hotness factors.
How to Look Hot… for Any Guy… Even You
Kicks, otherwise known as shoes are probably one of the most important things in a woman’s outfit and it’s no different for dudes. Women rate ugly, torn and smelly shoes among one of the most disgusting things about a man.
You don’t need leather and you don’t need suede. Your shoes just need to be clean, trendy and they need to match your outfit.
If you’re hitting the sun and sand consider some cool earthy colored slips or hit the streets in some old school boat shoes. For work, steer clear of douche bag looking pointy shoes that make you look more like a Miami pimp instead of a cool air force pilot… or something like that.
The main thing with shoes is to wear the right shoes for the right occasion. If you’re stuck on ideas, whatever you do don’t ask another dude, ask Google!
Hygiene can make or break a date. In fact it can totally put any woman off you for good. Use common sense guys. If you don’t have any, listen to our good friend Jim Carrey “Ya know what I do almost every day? I wash. Personal hygiene is part of the package with me.”
And, in case you had a sporadic moment of stupid. That means, washing every inch of your body, clipping your claws, brushing your teeth, washing your nether regions and getting rid of any grandpa hair that is shooting out of your nose or ears.
A little cologne helps. A lot kills. Remember that.
Fashion, is kind of the same as shoes. We think chicks want us to look like catalogue dudes but the reality is they just want us wearing something that fits, is clean and was purchased sometime in the last year.
A good idea is to look through any men’s magazine, they usually have fashion pages and the benefit is that you get to look at chicks in bikini’s and lingerie. God bless men mags.
Finally, try to smile, laugh and crack a joke. Women’s magazines have been compiling and surveying chicks for decades and the one thing that keeps propping up over and over again is humor. You don’t have to be a comedian; you just have to confidently refer to stupid things in movies or on TV. Matt Groening from The Simpsons has been helping single dudes pick up since 1989.
A Little Help
You could go it alone or you could listen our good friend Joshua Pellicer, this dude pretty much wrote the book on How to Be and Look Hot.
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