Crude Pickup Lines that Will Arouse her SexualitySunday, December 22nd, 2013
A common misconception that a lot of guys have is that women don’t want or think about sex just as much as we do. This is patently false, as shown by the percentage of times crude pickup lines work. Of course, choose your situation wisely i.e. don’t use this at the office softball game or the church picnic.
- I think it’s high time someone came over here and told you what everyone is saying about you behind your back. (She says, “What.”) Nice ass!
- What does a guy like me have to do to get inside a girl like you?
- Here’s $30. Drink until you want to do me and then let’s get out of here. (Walk away.)
- Are those space pants because your ass is out of this world!
- I bet you $20 I could kiss you on the lips without touching your lips. (She takes the bet, kiss her right on the lips.) Guess I lose.
- Hey, how about we 68? You go down on me now and I’ll owe you one.
- If I flip a coin in the air, what are the chances of head?
- Do you work at Subways because every time I see you I get a footlong.
- I’m going to do you like homework: long, hard and on my desk.
- I’m not a plumber but I’ll still fill your crack.
- Are you from Ireland because I’m a Dublin’ in size!
- Have you ever kissed a bunny right between the ears? (She says, “No.” Pull out your pockets.) Today’s your lucky day, give it a peck.
- I’ve lost my virginity, can I have yours?
- Hey, how about some McDonald’s and a screw? No? What’s the matter, don’t you like McDonald’s?
- Do you know what the difference between sex with me and a sandwich is? No? Want to go on a picnic and find out?
- Are you the FedEx delivery girl because I saw you checking out the size of my package.
- Good news, I just washed my face so you have a clean place to sit.
- I might not be the best looking guy in here but looks are only one light switch away from pleasure.
- Is that a keg I see in your pants because I’d love to tap it?
- I’ll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
- Do you know the speed limit of sex? (She says, “No.”) It’s 69, because then you have to turn around.
- I support breast cancer, but not so much cancer. In the meantime, I’ll just support your breasts, put ‘em here.
- If your mom looks as good as you do, I’d like to have your phone to call your dad and congratulate him.
- I just scored a ton of Viagra only to meet you and find out I don’t need them.
- I’m hung like a tic-tac, want to freshen your breath?
- Do you come here often or can you wait until I get you home?
- Do you wash your panties with Windex because I can see myself in them?
- That dress would look amazing on my floor.
- I would never come on to you, that’s what’s the condom is for.
- Let’s play Price is Right and invite your pants to Come on Down!
- How many licks does it take to get to the center of my tootsie pop? You’re about to find out!
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