Working the Room with Cheesy Pickup LinesSunday, December 8th, 2013
Who knows why cheesy pickup lines work so well on a woman? Maybe because they take pity on our social ineptitude and that breaks down their barriers; maybe because it puts them at ease that you’re really a nice guy who isn’t just looking for sex.
Whatever the case may be, the fact is that they work, as evidenced by these epically cheesy lines:
- Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by a few more times?
- Do I know you? Because you look a lot like my next girlfriend!
- Aren’t you supposed to be lying on my windshield? (She says, “What?”) Oh, I just figured you were a parking ticket because you have FINE written all over you.
- Did you eat some Lucky Charms for breakfast because you’re magically delicious!
- Most people call me ______ (your name) but you can call me Tonight.
- Excuse me, but if I go straight the way I’m going, will I be able to reach your heart?
- Your eyes are bluer than the (say the nearest ocean or lake to you) ocean / lake and baby, I’m lost at sea!
- Can I have your name / number, I lost mine?
- I know I don’t have a shot, but I really just wanted to hear an angel talk.
- You must be a magnet because I’m so attracted to you right now!
- I might not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
- Is there an airport in the area or is that just my heart taking off?
- Excuse me, miss? You’re in the wrong place; the Miss America pageant is down the block. Let me walk you there.
- I hope you’re CPR certified because you’re making my heart stop and taking my breath away.
- Life without you would be like a broken pencil – pointless.
- Hey, can you give me directions to your house? I have a date with you tomorrow.
- Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only Ten I See.
- Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone told me you were looking for me?
- Do you know jiu-jitsu because your body is kicking!
- I hope I don’t get in trouble here. (She asks, “Why?”) Because I’m checking you out and I left my library card at home.
- I noticed you noticing me and I’m just putting you on notice that you’ve been noticed too.
- You’re like a car wreck: I can’t look away.
- If you were a laser gun you’d be set on stun.
- (Step on some ice cubes.) So, now that the ice has been broken, what next?
- Excuse me, Miss? The owners sent me over here to ask that you step away from the bar – you’re melting all the ice.
- I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life and I was just wondering if I could interview you.
- Was your father an alien because you’re out of this world!
- What does a guy have to do to start a conversation with a beautiful woman around here?
- If I fell for you, would you catch me?
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